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How do you solve a problem like Vladimir?

The outrageous, true(ish) story of Vladimir Putin’s insatiable climb to power. This is the musical comedy that holds a funhouse mirror to modern dictators and tyranny, proving that sometimes the most terrifying stories are also the most absurd.

Follow Vladimir Putin on a satirical rollercoaster ride from his early days as a schoolboy bully to a judo-loving spy, to his meteoric rise as President of Russia – THE TSAR OF RUSSIA!

With a combination of cunning, charm, sheer audacity— his voracious hunger for power, money, and international notoriety could fill the largest Kremlin vault.

He navigates the treacherous waters of politics, media, finance and global diplomacy with his trademark sneering smirk, a catchy tune in his heart, and a suspiciously bulging Swiss bank account. Nothing is too grand, too ridiculous, or too morally flexible for Putin.  

From the satire of riding tigers bare-chested through Red Square to hosting gala dinners with oligarchs and other authoritarian despots, while secretly plotting multi-billion-dollar deals, to invading other countries.  

He does it all with the kind of perverse humour that leaves the world simultaneously horrified and unable to look away. Money? Always more. Power? Even more. Ego? Stratospheric. Women. well that's another question.  

And somehow, he keeps a straight face while the entire planet tries to figure out what he’ll do next. Expect scheming ministers, dramatic power plays, and hapless aides trying—and failing—to keep up with the man whose idea of a light afternoon is a multi-billion-dollar deal and a cheeky political prank.  

This is the hilarious story of insatiable ambition, obscene wealth, power plays of epic proportions, and a perverse, gleeful sense of humour—all delivered with a wink, a bow, and a laugh-out-loud musical extravaganza.